February 2010


First of all I’d like you all to be proud of me for watching the Olympic hockey game. This was the first hockey game I’ve watched in 3 years. You’re welcome team Canada.

Second I have a unrelated picture to share:

Yes please

Running has been going well, and so far my weight loss is going swell. I also discovered the beauty of the “incline” button. Finish my workout sooner? Yes please. I’m down to 185 lbs, I’m not going to say how much I was before but that’s already a sizable loss. Now if I can get rid of this second chin I have as I type this, and the love handles I’ll be satisfied. I’m even considering taking some yoga classes, which would be easy due to Osborne being teeming with them.

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Did you know chipmunks don’t live in trees? This seriously blew the side off my skull today. In related news, this chipmunk is riding a quad your argument is invalid.

Tomorrow’s blog will be on my growing collection of “men’s products”. So here’s a poll.

I’m currently sitting, not enjoying my scorched coffee this morning. I need a new coffee brewer pronto, because this is awful. I also had another pleasant discovery this morning; I’m planning on going out on a pseudo date tonight and of course, surprise! Giant swollen blemish. Yes I did say blemish, that’s how self conscious I am about it. Oh yeah I’m listening to The Wooden Sky, keep your eyes on these guys, they’re going places. Bonus trivia, the singer is from Morden, MB.

In better news, I went for a kick ass 55 minute run yesterday. I’ve discovered that the first 3 miles/350 calories always sucks, but after that it gets way better. I’m sore today because of it, but nothing some Tylenol can’t take care of. Apparently Patti might be coming in next week, although it’s probably a really busy week for me, that’s still somewhat exciting. Hopefully I don’t get let down though, I’ve been told this before!

That’s what she said

Ok well lets get to some of my favorite finds of the week online:

Apparently the French have a penchant for sexual PSA’s. Similar to the anti-aids ones I posted awhile back.

First of all, THANK FUCKING GOD. Hummers will shortly be off the roads, this is probably quite disturbing to douche bags and  micro-penis’d men all over North America. I would say the world, but the Hummer seems to be a brand of excess and dickfacery mostly unique to us North American’s.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis is hilarious and awkward. Interviewing Michael Cera, interviewing John Hamm,

Tom Brokaw of NBC educates American’s on Canada, and makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Class act Tom.

Speaking of class acts, Billie Holiday you’re quite the lady. No over done theatrics, just talent. Pretty sure this is what you listen to during a reflective moment in a film. Or wow, slavery song

Lastly, just an awesome song off one of Canada’s best albums of ’09. It’s about the Frank Slide disaster in Frank, Alberta. Over-mining caused a huge rockslide that buried a lot of the town and people in it. They still haven’t dug up most the bodies.

IS NOT PEACHES.

I DARE YOU TO TRY AND GET ALL THE WAY THROUGH…

[YOUTUBE=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ2vX7oMrbA&feature=related]

Swedish pop is fucking terrible……

PS Love the union jack, add’s some serious edge….

The following is a list of procedures I’d recommend.

Sugaring Treatment Prices

Back Torso – The back, shoulders and back of the upper arm £35.00
Front Torso – Chest and abdomen £35.00
Back £20.00
Shoulders £20.00
Chest £20.00
Abdomen £20.00
Arms (including hands) £35.00
Legs (including feet) £40.00
Butt (including crack) £30.00
Crack £20.00
Crotch (sack and shaft sugaring and clipping of pubic hair) £35.00
Crotch (Full monty) £45.00
Under Arm £10.00
Ears £10.00
Nose £10.00

Combinations

Full Body                                                                                                from £130.00*
Back Torso and Butt £  60.00
Sack and Crack (Butt, incl crack and crotch) £  55.00
Back Torso and half arm (to elbow) £  45.00
Back Sack and Crack (Back, shoulders, butt incl’ crack and crotch) The Works! £  75.00*

I especially enjoyed reading the “Back, Sack , and Crack: The Works!”, Seems like quite the deal. Although the “Crotch” was handled with the utmost taste as well.

Right now I’m planning one of the coolest parties ever. It’s top secret at the moment so I can’t reveal the details yet, but believe me when I say you’ll be in awe of my awesomeness when it happens. More to come at a later date.

“Try to imagine Pegasus mating with a unicorn and the creature that they birth. I somehow tame it and ride it into the sky in the clouds and sunshine and rainbows. That’s what it feels like.” – Graham Watanabe’s response to a question about how he feels to be competing at the Olympics for the second time.

There’s not a lot to eat in the house right now but I’m going to try to improvise. Grilled chicken with cajun spice, chilli powder, and red pepper flakes. On a bed of pasta in a olive oil and Italian spice and Parmesan cheese sauce. I’ll get back to you on how it turned out.

You know they don’t speak English because they let their daughters dance to Peaches; or is this another example of the creepy Japanese complex?

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